This is Vincent Fisher Armstrong. He was born on August 22, 2008 at 4:30pm to Michael and Tiffany Armstrong, who are very proud and very tired. Tiffany, you should know, is awesome, and I mean “awesome” in the old-fashioned sense, as in “strong, powerful and awe-inspiring”. She brought Fisher into this world completely drug-free and pushed for a very, VERY long time. Michael is awesome, too, because he totally gets just how awesome his wife is.
We at The Evie Standard are excited to welcome Fisher because now the Armstrong and Langston clans can finally be joined and our ruling might will be felt throughout the land. Or maybe Fisher and Evie will just go to prom together. Or maybe they’ll just share their Legos. Either way.